Henry V Scene
Topic: Theology IV '06 - '07
A wonderful scene from Henry V where Henry woes Katherine privately in his own fashion:


KING HENRY V:  Now, beshrew my father's ambition! He was thinking of civil wars when he got me; therefore was I created with a stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron that, when I come to woo ladies, I frighten them. But, in faith Kate, the elder I wax, the better I shall appear.  My comfort is that old age, that ill layer up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face.  Thou hast me, if thou hast me, at the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better and better; and therefore, tell me most fair Katharine, will you have me? […]  Come, your answer in broken music for thy voice is music and thy English broken; therefore, queen of all, Katharine, break thy mind to me in broken English.  wilt thou have me?

KATHARINE: Dat is as it shall please de roi mon pere.

KING HENRY V:  Nay, it will please him well Kate.  It shall please him, Kate.

KATHARINE:  Den it shall also content me.

KING HENRY V:  Upon that I kiss your hand, and I call you my queen.

KATHARINE:  [She retracts her hand from Henry] Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez: ma foi, je ne veux point que vous abaissiez votre grandeur en baisant la main d'une de votre seigeurie indigne serviteur; excusez-moi, je vous supplie, mon tres-puissant seigneur.

KING HENRY V:  Then I will kiss your lips, Kate.

KATHARINE:  Les dames et demoiselles pour etre baisees devant leur noces, il n'est pas la coutume de France.

KING HENRY V:  Madam my interpreter, what says she?

ALICE:  Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of France,--I cannot tell vat is baiser en Anglish.

KING HENRY V:  To kiss.

ALICE:  Your majesty entendre bettre que moi.

KING HENRY V:  It is not a fashion for the maids in France to kiss before they are married, would she say?

ALICE:  Oui, vraiment.

KING HENRY V:  O Kate, nice customs curtsy to great kings. Dear Kate, you and I cannot be confined within the weak list of a country's fashion.  We are the makers of manners, Kate; and the liberty that follows our places stops the mouth of all find-faults.  As I will do yours, for upholding the nice fashion of your country in denying me a kiss; therefore, patiently and yielding.

[Kissing her]

You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate.  There is more eloquence in a sugar touch of them than in the tongues of the French council, and they should sooner persuade Harry of England than a general petition of monarchs.  Here comes your father.

Interesting Tid-bits
Topic: Funny/Cool

Something I ran across in the Misal as I was preparing for Mass.  This is in a little write-up for the 13th Sunday in Ordinary Time:

“Since it belongs to the supernatural order, grace escapes our experience and cannot be know except by faith.  We cannot therefore rely on our feelings or our works to conclude that we are justified and saved.  However, according to the Lord’s words, ‘Thus you will know them by their fruits’—reflections on God’s blessings in our life and in the lives of the saints offers us a guarantee that grace is at work in us and spurs us on to an ever greater faith and an attitude of trustful poverty.”

Quoting (CCC, 2005):  “A pleasing illustration of this attitude is found in the reply of St. Joan of Arc to a question posed as a trap by her ecclesiastical judges:  ‘Asked if she knew that she was in God’s grace, she replied: “If I am not, may it please God to put me in it; if I am, may it please God to keep me there.”’”
 

Final Day
Topic: Guatemala

Well my final day came and went in Guatemala pretty rapidly.

I actually got to play translator to a new student and did surprisingly better than I  thought I would.  But please do not schedule me for any translating sessions any time soon.

My class for the day was a private excursion to a Macadamia Nut Farm where I was treated to a Macadamia facial and message.  I was in heaven for about 15 minutes.  However, at the end, I thought it clever how the lady removed the barbers cloth from my chest and whispered sweet nothings in my ear...okay really she said, "Thank you for your tip."  Wow, I did not know that that phrase was an aphrodisiac to the Guatemalan men, but it did nothing for me except made me grab for my wallet...wait a minute maybe it did work on my after all.

The afternoon witnessed a young lady somewhat hitting on my as I did my laundry.  When I told her I was in the seminary her response was why, and not the why like tell me your story, but why not leave the seminary so we can hit the town.  Let me just say I did not return to that laundrymat...well it is kind of hard when I flew out of Guatemala the next morning even before the roosters got up.

After a rushed lay over in Houston I found myself on a plane headed for Mexico to visit the Spanish school and family I got to know three years ago...you can see what happened here back then on this blog with the older entries.

My first meal hear was delightful...I had what I have been craving for three years...food that can not be found in the states, only replicas--a torta cubana (the sandwich for which I am known to this day at the school...I got one for the plane ride home) and Tacos al Pastor.  If you have never had the pleasure of having these delictable foods in Cuernavaca then you would not understand.  Know that they are heavenly foods.

Well off to experience my day with my friends here.  I will return to the states on Tuesday.

Final Day!
Topic: Guatemala
Today marks my last class and I will be leaving Guatemala soon for the States…well at least Houston for 1.5 hours.  Then off to Mexico to visit friends from my immersion experience down there.  I plan on having some fun there for a few day then returning to the states for good…at least for a while.

Second Time For Atitlan
Topic: Guatemala

This past weekend I went back to Santiago Atitlan so that I could talk to the people who would have known Fr. Stanley.  On my first trip, I talked to the caretaker of the church where Fr. Stanley was pastor and spent his final night.  He told me that it would be fine that when I returned I could talk to some people.  He even brightened up when I said I was a distant relative.  This is a testament to what I have heard…that the people loved Fr. Stanley so much that even today their feelings run deep for him.  From the time I talked with the caretaker I was excited about my return trip.

The time finally came last weekend and I grew ever more antsy as the boat approached Santiago.  We walked directly up to the church declining every offer by the little boys to take us to Maximón (see above trip to Atitlan).  However, Murphy´s law was in effect:  “If it can go wrong; it will.”  When we climbed the stairs that opens up to a square in front of the church we saw the remnants of a festival and heard joyful singing bellowing from the church that lay before us.  “Oh, Mass must be going on,” I thought.  Boy was I wrong…it was a charismatic gathering of teenagers that would last until 2pm.  My buddy and I took the opportunity to spend time in the chapel where Fr. Stanley was murdered.

After a while, we left the chapel to wait in the square where I met a man that would be old enough to have been an adult during Fr. Stanley´s patoralship.  Yet Murphy´s law strikes again.  I think he didn´t understand a word I was saying in Spanish (a problem I have never had here as of yet or after).  He ended up taking us to the sanctuary behind the curtain of the teen gathering.  There he showed us how the church has honored the five people who first brought the Catholic faith to the people and who paved the way for Fr. Stanley.  Afterwards, he led us out of the church, through the group of teens, and there asked for a tip (something that is common to do here).  I obliged him since he did show us something that we would not have seen or understood otherwise, but still no stories of Fr. Stanley.

At 2:30pm the group finished, and I entered the church to find the caretaker who I thought might be helping clean up and prepare the church for Mass that evening.  Shall I say Murphy´s law again…he was not there and in fact at home from what the first person I talked to told me.  The second person, an older woman, did not speak Spanish…only Tzutujil, the language of the people in Santiago.  Now the time was nearing for our boat to embark for the other shore (our hotel) so I sadly gave up the search and returned to the docks with my desire unfulfilled thinking maybe one day they will be.

The funny thing is…I will leave Guatemala and two days later a group from Oklahoma will arrive to celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Fr. Stanley´s murder.  Though I have tried I am unable to stay here for one more week for the celebration…again to my chagrin.  Oh, well like I told everyone:  “This trip was in the hands of God.  His will be done on it.”  And it was.

However, the best meal yet that I have eaten here was that night in Panajachel.  Oh I could go on about it for hours, but I won´t.  I will just say that the three course meal was well worth the Q287 (about $39) for the both of us.

Rio Dulce is its name
Topic: Guatemala

This past weekend I went with my buddy from Austin to the Caribbean and spent some time in the water.   Well acutally I didn't get to far from the coast of Guatemala (50 feet), but it is the Caribbean none the less.  The city on the Caribbean is called Livingston where there has been a mix of cultures for many years, the Africans and the Guatemalans, called Garifuna.  I am told they even have their own type of food...sounds alot like the Cajun culture.  However, I am sad to say that I did not get the chance to try the food, but I have heard about it...very different.  Here is a picture from the shore of the Caribbean as well as proof that I was in the Caribbean...you'll just have to take my word for it that the water I am standing in is off the coast of Guatemala at Livingston.  That's me on the left.

 

 

 Our homebase was a town called Rio Dulce (Sweet River), where the water was not sweet.  Here I took the oportunity to tour a bonafied castle.  Much of it was retaining rain water and denied entry into certain rooms, but I got a good sense of how life was like at the castle.  Down the river is Livingston.  On the trip to and from Livingston we saw houses and stores like the one below that was actually ON the water.  There was not land access whatsoever.  We also saw some ladies doing their laundry in their "back yard" (of knee deep water).  That was definately a sight I was not expecting to see.  They were standing in the water washing their clothes in a wash bin and the line just hung over the water like ours do on land.  I didn't feel comfortable taking a picture so you will have to imagine it.

Toilet Paper Poem
Topic: Guatemala

I thought I would share a poem that I saw in the bathroom at the bottom of Pakaya.  As you may know, flushing toilet paper down the toilet in Latin-American Countries can be bad.  Well the people of the park of Pakaya had something interesting to say:

Toilet paper, floating whole,
In the Guatemalan bowl
Foreign tourist do assume
In the pipes there should be room.

Down it goes, the squishy log
Until we find there is a clog
yes, the route is too narrow
And so the bowl does overflow.

This situation we abhor
To hear the splashing on the floor.
Experience has made us wise
That tomorrow come the flies.

And yes this room of soap and sink
Does indeed begin to stink,
So while you are back in your hotel,
We’re still here, with your smell.

So look down at the basket.  See?
It’s there to thwart catastrophe.
Oh use it please, so that we may
Tomorrow have a stench-free day.

Two Trips/One Weekend
Topic: Guatemala

This weekend was very busy.  I put as much as I could into the weekend that I could.  It was a long weekend with a holiday on Friday followed by the weekend.  The holiday was not for the 4th of July...my teaching didn't even realize today was our Independance Day.  She had forgot that today was the 4th.

On Friday, I climbed Pacaya, which is a volcano near Guatemala City.  Well actually I climbed the mountain on horseback.  The thin air was the downfall of this sea-level kid.  Once at the top and dismounted from the horse I still had about 30 minutes of walking up to get to the flowing lava.  Once there the spectacle was something to see.  Before us ran a river of lava that was moving directly toward us, but at so slow a rate that many pictures could be taken with little danger as you can see below.  Standing that close to molten rock reminded me alot of Aggie Bonfire...it was super hot.

The guide cautiously walked up to the river and stuck his walking stick in the lava, which immediately brought on flames until he yanked it out.  When he did it again the stick was too far in the lava to pull out and he had to abandon it else reach into the lava to free it.  Needless to say, he chose the former and let the stick become forever part of the mountain.

There was an unusual sight that once you think about it, it makes sense.  When we reach the top and were walking on cooled lava rocks, I noticed two dogs lounging around up there.  The sight of them made me laugh, but once I thought about it their choice of beds made perfect sense.  Where else are you going to have a bed that is warm 24-7-365?  When the lava moved too close they merely got up and moved to a different spot.

After returning home, and resting all afternoon and night, I got up for a 4:00am bus to take us to the airport so I could fly, with some buddies to Tikal--a Mayan Ruin.  Below is a picture of me atop the biggest pyramid there.  The green you see is the tree canopy, which gives you an idea of how high up I am.  In the background you can see two other pyramids sticking their heads above the canopy.  The view was absolutely awesome.  I was rather disappointed that it was raining cats and dogs the next morning, because I was going to go on a moring tour to watch the sunrise and snap a few shots.  But I will have to settle for this view and the thought of what the sunrise looks like.  The funny thing on this trip was that the who area had electricy only from 6:00am-7:00am, 12:30pm-3:00pm, and 6:00pm-10:00pm...resturaunts and hotel included.  Though this conserved electricity, it raised the cleaning bill for the hotel.  My bed was like a lake when I woke up Sunday morning from the hot night.  It was so hot that a married couple I know may have slept in the same bed, but there was no cuddling going on.

The trees in among the pyramids (or better said that the pyramids were among the trees)...anyway the trees and the rain made the area like a rainforrest.  The wild life included a large rodent animal, spider monkeys, many different types of birds including Tucans and turkey looking birds, crickets (3 inches long x 1/4 inch body width), crockodiles and a brown puma.  I saw all but the Tucan and the puma of which I am sad only to have missed seeing a Tucan.

Eucharistic Procession
Topic: Guatemala

The highlight of the week following my trip to Panajachel and the other cities was meeting the priest of the church that I attend daily. Fr. Richard is the associate pastor at La Virgen de la Merced...don’t know the story of this virgin image. Anyway, meeting him was the highlight because he invited me and another seminarian from Pheonix to join him in the Eucharistic procession through the parish. In order to join him, we needed an alb, each... oops I left mine at home. Luckily, there is a convent of sisters that was willing to lend us each an alb and cinture so that we could assist in the procession. I didn’t know what to expect totally but had an idea that Fr. Richard was employeeing extra arms to carry the monstrance with the Blessed Sacrament.

The Mass went according to rubrics... seminarian/priest joke :-) ...without me having to do anything but participate. There were about twenty altar servers all in their red cassocks and surplices. After Mass, we processed throughout the parish with the monstrance. We walked ontop of street decorations called “Alfombras” (you can get a sense of what they look like at this website: http://www.prensalibre.com/suplementos/RYS/ssanta/alfombras.htm. However, the ones we had were less elaborate, but still made from a variety of flowers and other natural items like green pine needles. Every so often the procession would stop at an altar at a house (once at an orphanage) for Benediction. Here the priest took the oportunity to switch the Humerale Vale to one of us so that we could relieve him of the weight of the monstrance...present day Simon of Cyrene’s if you will. I know it’s a far strecth and Father never fell, but you get the idea.

During the procession I got the opportunity to help carry our Lord twice, the second time killed my arms because of the distance. Despite the pain...or inspite of it...the experience was awe inspiring and well worth it. In a way it prepared me for holding the monstrance during Benediction at the seminary this next year.

After the procession I got to spend the afternoon in the luxurious rectory (it has a tv) and eat lunch with the priests and the other seminarians (the one from Pheonix, and three studying for the Dioces of Antigua). I was nice to talk and joke with the priests and seminarians...mostly in Spanish though--what a mind workout.

After it was all said and done and I returned home for a siesta, I realized how beat I was. The procession took everything out of me and left me with just my body lieing motionless on the bed unable to move. If ask to do it again, I would enthusiastically give an affirmative answer.

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Stay tuned for more from Guatemala...coming soon.

HUMP DAY!
Topic: Guatemala
Today is my hump day. It's all downhill from here on out!